My wandering thoughts

So after travelling so much last week (around 3000km, but not all at once) I finally enjoyed around 12 hours of sleep after the Bokke win against the English on Saturday. However during travelling I had some interesting thoughts I wanted to share:

• Why can you gargle in private without messing, but not in public?
• Why do I always get a seat on an airline with something wrong with it, forcing me to talk to airhostesses?
• Men serving drinks on a plane are airhostesses.
• I love how, when someone from a competitor company joins, there is almost a want to tie him to a chair in a dark room with a bright light until he tells all his secrets.
• Why does the rain ALWAYS follow me to the coast?
• Real developers get together after 7pm.
• The state of confusion with woman is not a constant for men, it increases exponentially with each interaction.
• Never trust a project manager.
• When someone is truly grateful for my help, I feel bad about charging them.
• I'm glad project managers charge for my time and not me.
• Ever notice how people driving slower than you are idiots while people driving faster are reckless? Love how I am always perfect ;)
• I am glad I am not English (as in the country, not language)
• I wish the national pride that swells from 80 minutes of rugby could last 80 years.