MSCRM for the killer instinct

I ended up typing this over MSN to a few people today (don’t ask why), and I thought this is entirely possible—and amazingly easy—to customize MSCRM to do this (hell, half a day’s work at most). The sales vibe is partly inspired by the Microsoft CRM Demo Days happening between the 13th and 15th February at Village Walk, which we are involved in.

I haven’t posted this to the Information Worker blog since some people may not appreciate my style of humour.


New MSCRM ad: Are you a hitman, assassin, or garden-variety serial killer? Do you spend too much time trying to plan murders? Do you have problems identifying the right match of criteria for your next murder? Well, fear no more—with MSCRM 3.0, you can easily track all your potential victims with details specific to each of them and then use the powerful scheduling system to plan that murder so you’ll be home in time to watch Friends or wash your mother.

And wait—if you order in the next 15 minutes, we’ll preload your MSCRM installation with all your family members’ details!

Order now!