Comedy

Someone pointed out that my post yesterday was very serious, and not like me. Well here is something to counter the serious-ness-isy from yesterday and hopefully return balance to the force… or something like that.

more song chart memes

There is an interesting site called spock which you put your name in and it finds details about you. Seems very poor results for anyone beside the brits and the yanks (aka the rest of the world!) but once I put in South Africa it did find one thing about me.

From a conversation between myself and Pierre:  ...afterall it isn't everyday that one buys a new car
true.that new car smell, the first time you shit yourself cause you see a taxi in the rear view mirror, the first time you put petrol in it and wonder why it costs the same as the car, the first time you take it in to get those little issues fixed and get it back with the radio tuned to kaya fm, and a scratch on the side, fact for first 6 months you are crazy healthy, from walking from the far side of car parks where you parked away from anyone in case they hurt the car and the first time it rains and you go fuck it, and park next to someone.
Enjoy the new car, Pierre!

People aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine Dr. Perry Cox

Just some videos I found on collegehumor.com last night

• Minesweeper The Movie : From the same people who have brought all those other computer game movies comes the classic
• Where the F**k is Carmen Sandiago : When Carmen grows up.
• Facebook/Off : When Joo Woo gets hold of facebook
• Potter Puttet Pals  = Harry Potter + Too Much Time.

From http://www.oneplusyou.com: No surprise on the blog (G rating) Thought I would survive the zombies better (only 37% survival) Thought I would be more geek (65% geek) Thought I was more addicted to coffee (67% addicted) I'm worth a lot as parts ($4440) 65% Geek 65% $4440.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth

Check out this funny Visual Studio ad:
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