22 Oct 2007

So after travelling so much last week (around 3000km, but not all at once) I finally enjoyed around 12 hours of sleep after the Bokke win against the English on Saturday. However during travelling I had some interesting thoughts I wanted to share:

  • Why can you gargle in private without messing, but not in public?
  • Why do I always get a seat on an airline with something wrong with it, forcing me to talk to airhostesses?
  • Men serving drinks on a plane are airhostesses.
  • I love how, when someone from a competitor company joins, there is almost a want to tie him to a chair in a dark room with a bright light until he tells all his secrets.
  • Why does the rain ALWAYS follow me to the coast?
  • Real developers get together after 7pm.
  • The state of confusion with woman is not a constant for men, it increases exponentially with each interaction.
  • Never trust a project manager.
  • When someone is truly grateful for my help, I feel bad about charging them.
  • I'm glad project managers charge for my time and not me.
  • Ever notice how people driving slower than you are idiots while people driving faster are reckless? Love how I am always perfect ;)
  • I am glad I am not English (as in the country, not language)
  • I wish the national pride that swells from 80 minutes of rugby could last 80 years.

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